Take that shit and drink it like a man

but it nasty me no likee :c

Skill issue, drink it anyway

From the screen 📺 to the ring 🥊 to the pen 🖊️ to the king 👑! Where’s my crown 👑 🤷\u200d♂️ that’s my bling 💍 🤑 always trouble 😈 when I ring 📞

"hey kid, want some-"
[snatches it and chugs the entire thing in 6.3 seconds]
"what the f**k"

Mfs be whining about their dad offering beer… mfs back in the old days dads would offer their kids handjobs grow tf up 😭

i got offered whiskey at 11 and my parents offer me glasses of wine

I’m not gonna drink until 21, then I’ll see what the hype is all about after 21 years of wondering why