i got offered whiskey at 11 and my parents offer me glasses of wine

Take that shit and drink it like a man

but it nasty me no likee :c

Skill issue, drink it anyway

From the screen 📺 to the ring 🥊 to the pen 🖊️ to the king 👑! Where’s my crown 👑 🤷\u200d♂️ that’s my bling 💍 🤑 always trouble 😈 when I ring 📞

I’m not gonna drink until 21, then I’ll see what the hype is all about after 21 years of wondering why

"hey kid, want some-"
[snatches it and chugs the entire thing in 6.3 seconds]
"what the f**k"

Mfs be whining about their dad offering beer… mfs back in the old days dads would offer their kids handjobs grow tf up 😭