(Hi! If you’re still doing this I’d like to do it. I’m going to really to this with a meme chat link.)

(Something was off about the memechat link-)

The_Funni_Plays_Gaems(his username) : so, uh... hi?

“Is this what you thought I’d look like?”

*he chuckles* "I kinda thought all gamers were ugly..."

*exaggerated gasp* “You thought I’d be ugly?”

"uhhh...." *befuddled*

*giggles* “I’m just messing with ya.” *noticed his bandages* “Were you hurt?”

*he feels his face* "no, I just have a really bad picking habit..."

“You sure? I don’t mind helping out.” *makes a fist*

*he chuckles* well, even if it was like that, we probably live across the country or smth

“Then I’d fly over there and show em who’s boss!” *proud expression*

*he chuckles* well, It wasn't anyone I know, I just got mugged

“Oh shit, when?”

"like... 2 days ago"

“Oh, I hope you’ll be okay. Carry around pepper spray and spray their stupid faces next time.” *smiles*

*he chuckles* "I aint a magician, but if they mess with me again, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve"

“Good.”
*someone knocks on her door, leaving her looking annoyed*

"who's that?"

“Hold on-“
*turns off her camera, but forgets to mute her mic*

*waits*

*you hear what sounds like arguing*

*listens*

*the arguing gets louder, but not loud enough to pick up exactly what they’re saying*

*he runs a program to try to enhance the audio and runs speech recognition*

*you can hear what sounds like a man’s voice talking to her*
“You’re not doing anything important clearly, just watch him for an hour Ashley! Is that so hard?!-“

“This is your problem! One hour turns into 5 with you! I just got home and I’m not overworking myself so you can go do stupid shit outside!-“

“Quit being bitchy, I’m going and someone has to watch him.”

“Stay home and watch your kid for once!-“

*he heard what sounded like a door slamming*

*him fr rn*

*you hear more knocking on the door*

*listening*

*eventually it stopped and she went back on her camera, trying to act as if nothing happened*
“How was your day?”

*you see his face bamboozled for a second, but he snaps out of it* "umm... it's been ok so far..."

“Did you finally ask out that girl you said you liked?” *cheeky smirk*

*he is taking a sip of coffee but spews it out* "wait, what?"

“You told me you liked a girl, and I told you to ask her out, remember?” *the cheeky smile stayed*

"well, I also said that I'm kind of not the type of person to make the first move..."

“You said you know her well, you should be fine.@

*he chuckles a bit*

“What’s so funny?” *hands on her hips*

"oh... nothing..." (I gotta go gn chat)

*shrugs*

*they sit in awkward silence*

“Want to play a game?”

*he nods* "umm... sure."

*grabs her controller* “Get on, I’ll invite you.”

*he turns on his game*

*invites him to a match*

*he joins*

*she smiles*

*he spawns in*

*she jokingly aimed a weapon at him*

"woah! don't spawnkill!"

"Give me one reason I shouldn't." *smirks despite planning on not killing him*

"Umm... I drop nothing?..."

"But it'd be funny."

The_Funni_plays_gaems: ._.

*shoots someone else behind him* "There." *smiles*

:)

"Are you following me, or are you on your own?"

"umm... i'll follow you..."

“Keep up.” *moving quickly*

*he follows*

*as they’re moving, someone starts shooting at them. She takes cover*

*he snipes them with a pistol*

"Thank you." *shoots at someone else ahead of them*

*teams up with you and assists*

*they continue, shooting at others when they see them*

*they win*

*someone was trash talking them on the mic*

*whenever they trash talked them he just said* "nuh uh"

*this made them more angry and made her laugh*

*he keeps this up until they quit*

“We’ll beat you anytime, set up a lobby, invite us, and lose again.” *smirks*

*they were screaming profanities while inviting them*