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Imagine caring if a female character has a big ass

*Sips tea*

No it isn't, your ass is flat

The Titanic didn't hit an iceberg, it hit my ass. If a scientist sees your ass they gonna tell the world it's a new species of microorganism

F**k you bitch

Ladies ladies lemme see your ass to compare

My ass is so big it has its own gravitational pull. Your ass is so tiny the day you were born the doctor thought you had a deformity where you had no booty cheeks and you just had two tiny pimples back there

My ass is huge, yours is small

Your booty cheeks are so tiny you have to put five pillows under you to sit comfortably in a plastic chair

Your ass is the same size as Bucky's brain, if not smaller. He once had a brain eating amoeba in his head and it died of starvation

What the f**k claire

Ladies ladies lemme see your ass to compare