Bleh

Aria scout: what are you doing boltam

Boltam: Something

A: arm cannon charges* tell me or I will f*cking obliterate yo *ss

Boltam: Fine im doing mischief

A: *mechanical whirring stops/slows* what KIND of mischief

Boltam: Arson

A:

Boltam: Huh

A: *holds him down with foot while he starts going crazy*

Boltam: AY AY LEMMA GO!

A: I’m about to f*ck yo *ss *cannon charges back up*

Boltam: Guh

(Post is posted)
A: *Nintendo switch splatoon2 games*

Boltam: LEMMA GO! *he charges his eletricty*

A: *lego pew gun sound and obliterates his head* well, ARSON DOESNT EXIST ANYMORE :D

*Boltam respawns because he demon*

Boltam: That f**king hurt.

A:

Boltam: Us demons cannot die that easily!

A: you already did

Boltam: *zaps into some poles*

A: bleh

Boltam: Fym bleh

A: this cringe