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Spanish or Vanish | POV: DUOLINGO IS INVADING YOUR HOUSE BECAUSE YOU DIDNT DO YOUR SPANISH HOMEWORK; ROMANCE IS OKAY BUT YOU NEED A GF OR BF AND IT CANT BE DUO, JOKE RP, OCS ALLOWED | image tagged in duolingo gun | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
189 views 1 upvote Made by Spoopy_Metal_Slugger 6 days ago in Role_Play
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Me:
salir de mi casa o si no
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(Translation: leave my house or else)
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Scorpion: FOOL BIRD! I HAVE CAST SEVERAL GREATER FOES TO HELL! BEGONE!
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*The Duo Bird asks a question*
Duo: first, how do you beg for mercy in german?
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Scorpion: Ich brauche deine Gnade nicht, Dämonenvogel!
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Duo: Now try begging for your life in klingon
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Scorpion: I didn’t even sign up for that one!!!
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Duolingo: looks like you failed your klingon lesson! you know what happens now!
*A nuclear missile has been sent to your exact coordinates*
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Scorpion: Ha! I live in Hell!
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Duo: Not even hell will save you.
*the missile found it's way to hell and vaporized you*
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Scorpion: You cannot kill a dead man, BIRD!
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Duo: you would be surprised at what i can do.
*creates an entire universe complete with life and civilizations in his wing, then crushes it, then makes it the size of a football field*
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Scorpion: little sweat on brow
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R4v3r: *throws a f**king chair at him* Get out.
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*duolingo grabbed the chair and turned it into a car, then hurled it at R4v3r*
[CAR CRASH] [GLASS SHATTERING] ‘GOOD LORD!’ [GENERAL COMMOTION] [BABY CRYING] ‘WAAAAH WAAAAH’ [YELLING] [POLICE SIRENS] WEEWOO WEEWOO [HELICOPTERS] ‘WE’RE REPORTING LIVE-‘ [EXPLOSION] ‘MY LEG... MY LEG...’
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[OH MA GAWD][What the hael o mah gawd no way][1000 vine booms] WHAT THE HELL?!?![Absolute chaos]
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I smell it in the air.

Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.

It began with the forging of the Great Rings. Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the Dwarf-Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of Men, who above all else desire power. For within these rings was bound the strength and the will to govern each race. But they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made. Deep in the land of Mordor, in the Fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged a master ring, and into this ring he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life.

One ring to rule them all.

One by one, the free lands of Middle-Earth fell to the power of the Ring, but there were some who resisted. A last alliance of men and elves marched against the armies of Mordor, and on the very slopes of Mount Doom, they fought for the freedom of Middle-Earth. Victory was near, but the power of the ring could not be undone. It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that Isildur, son of the king, took up his father’s sword.

Sauron, enemy of the free peoples of Middle-Earth, was defeated. The Ring passed to Isildur, who had this one chance to destroy evil forever, but the hearts of men are easily corrupted. And the ring of power has a will of its own. It betrayed Isildur, to his death.

And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend. Legend became myth. And for two and a half thousand years, the ring passed out of all knowledge. Until, when chance came, it ensnared another bearer.

It came to the creature Gollum, who took it deep into the tunnels of the Misty Mountains. And there it consumed him. The ring gave to Gollum unnatural long life. For five hundred years it poisoned his mind, and in the gloom of Gollum’s cave, it waited. Darkness crept back into the forests of the world. Rumor grew of a shadow in the East, whispers of a nameless fear, and the Ring of Power perceived its time had come. It abandoned Gollum, but then something happened that the Ring did not intend. It was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable: a hobbit, Bilbo Baggins, of the Shire.

For the time will soon come when hobbits will shape the fortunes of all.
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bro this is just trolling
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Rody: oh shIT- FORGIVE ME-
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Duo: *kidnaps you and puts you in a van that says "free candy" on the doorstep*
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POV: DUOLINGO IS INVADING YOUR HOUSE BECAUSE YOU DIDNT DO YOUR SPANISH HOMEWORK; ROMANCE IS OKAY BUT YOU NEED A GF OR BF AND IT CANT BE DUO, JOKE RP, OCS ALLOWED