Be honest {Steel being 500 feet tall and not meters for obvious reason}

galvanized steel

Steel: *charging noise*

welp I'm outa here see ya *teleporting away*

Steel: *looking around*

*gone(

Steel: •••_•••

*Steel jumpscare*

Steel: OOO_OOO

watch yo tone lil bro

Steel: *At least 495 feet taller than you*

*insert teleporting up to his eyes* SECRET HOMELESS MAN TECHNIQUE POCKET SAND *throwing sand in his eyes*

*It just falls off cuz his eyes are just metal*

ruh roh