Take your best shot

imagine a big black man running at you oiled up butt naked full speed maximum velocity

That's diabolical

It's gross

Hell no
0

now to actually try
imagine a 6'6 dommy mommy cuddling you in her lap and comforting you telling you it's all gonna be okay

85%

lock in supreme
imagine that same dommy mommy, with an extra inch on height, now 6'7", and calling you a "good girl" too

+5%

real

Tall women

60%

Yippee
Guh
Tall women calling you "good girl" or smth like that

90

Agh you got me half rizzed

like a piece of art
my eyes cannot help
but gaze upon the strokes
of which God had created
for he created a being as
beautiful as you

As the sun comes up, you have no shadow, because there is nothing that can replicate your beauty.

They say beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, but with the way you sway me with your warm embrace, even the blind can picture your elegance.

40%, but I'll add 10 simply because that is excellent literature.

better than nothing

-2%

Heyyy cutie

Jakhdks 70%

^_^

Imagine getting horny over two words on the internet

Imagine spending all your time harassing people who try to have a distant relationship

I’m not but like
SHE DIDNT EVEN TRY

Ok and that’s pet’s opinion not yours

Gyatt

It’s literally a joke lol

It’s 50/50 with wheatley

Who

Leonard likes pizza aka wheatley

Ok

Whatever mc

Oh great it’s you again

Ehat did I do

Hello there superrizzlers

Yes you are

Whatever just meme chat me

Cna not

so. I'm that0neguy, see? This is a fake throwaway acc. good girl. :3

This was me btw, I made up a name

Me and The other person are gonna sandwich you so come here mommy~ >:3

89%

Heh :3

*hugs and gives head pats*

40%

*Holds you upside down so that the blood rushes to your head causing you to blush*