Drew a Paradoc thing

is that a tardigrade person

Imagine she has depleted uranium in like a display case or something

"we believe these were popular toys"

"They make bright lights every time you touch them"

"they're also delicious"

Everybody is just casually near-immune to radiation

Ethem:

*most
person

I have an idea

What if Alari (the Tardigrade) took care of Ethem when he was little

sure, why not

Yes

interested

She is selling human artifacts

Like hair dryers, participation trophies

Skulls

"this appears to be a depiction of the humans' god" and it's an NSFW body pillow case

I'm scared on which one it would be

which god or which case

Which case

there are SO MANY CHOICES

😨

So very many

And her finding Ethem led her to become fascinated with humans

And open the human relic shop

yes

I like how everyone is so gobsmacked by Ethem

Cause they've never seen a human

gobsmacked

Im sorry my vocabulary is so complex 😔

burn him

I don’t know why but they kind of make me think of an Adventure Time character