Whoever posts first is gay

Then what if I am already gay then?

did you post after this?

This post was before mine, thus I'm not gay.

Since you posted this, you are the one who is gay, since you posted first.

Checkmate.

No, its the one who posted after this

Aha, but you never stated that. You should've said post above is gay, but ye posted first.

Therefore, for whom the (gay?) bell tolls, THEE.