V1 smoking a fat one

Don't KYS bro, then Scarf , the user you've hated for eternity or smh, will outlive you

how u know he aint kts alr

Man I don't wanna start my day by seeing this shit

You will die in 3-12-25 from a car accident.

You will have 1 year left to live mortal. I suggest you should try living life to the fullest.

or he could just jump off a building

Are you questioning me? The one who seals peoples fates? How dare such a mortal disrespect me. The grim reaper.

I hereby will change your death date to 5 years sooner.

not if I also jump off a building

can i tag along

sure

Horaay!

so does that mean i cant die no matter what until then

No, mortal. You can’t die. However, if you somehow dodged your death, then we have a 2nd way that you’ll die.

okay then

oh hey grim reaper

No

That's my job

who said you werent allowed to