With how resilient my body is to even the most horrifying injuries I'd just be female flat stanley

youd be a flat cadaver

Dude I once sprained my ankle, sprained my neck, and even once dislocated my shoulder
AND I WALKED THAT SHI OFF

i got into a car crash, smashed my head into the window and smashed in the face by the airbag on the way to a college exam. got a ride from my mom and passed that shi

Man I once ate a small piece of half decayed uranium
I BURPED THAT SHI OFF

my hand almost got eaten by a dog. I WAVED THAT SHI OFF

ALMOST CUT OFF MY ARM AT A SAWMILL,
JUMPED OFF A BALCONY ON A DARE,
WALKED ALLAT OFF

I was going 300kmh and i hit a truck got flung to a light pole got the car wrapped around and WALKED THAT SHI OFF

some days
yes

yes

would you crush her with that?

Yes

no