TRY TO SPEAK POSITIVELY ABOUT THAT UGLY CRASH BANDICOOT GAME ON NINTENDO DS TITLED CRASH BOOM BANG! ENDS UP TO BE LEFT AT NEO CORTEX'S MERCY, COMPLETE WITH HIM RIPPING A CHUNK OF HAIR OFF MY MOUSTACHE JUST FOR GOOD MEASURE, THEN GETS TIED TO A SHINKANSEN TRACK BY NEO CORTEX HIMSELF