Every analog horror be like:
The unknown shitty ass creature has appeared worldwide recently
Several researchers have found that this creature makes your brain F**KING DUMB HAHAHHAHAHAAHHAH
So we introduce you how to hide from this goofy ass creature
Step 1. Hide in your house and lock all windows and doors the creature can't come in lolololol
Step 2. Don't get too f**king close with them unless you wanna get f**ked up bozo
Step 3. Call for help. In this situation calling the police is the best option for you ig
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