That's... Actually not that bad.

i have a huge feeling your lactost intolerant (idk how to say it)

You'd be wrong, actually. I use milk in cooking a lot.

oh cool

I love escargot
I get it's a fr*nch food but...
It's pretty damn good.

French or not, at the end of the day, it's sustenance.

Snails taste good
Especially when you just destroy them in salt and butter and garlic

I have a particular problem with eating that way. I recently tried Scampi and couldn't for the life of me rip off the heads without losing literally all form of appetite.

whats scampi

can i eat it raw

Like shrimps but with everything still attached and no breading.

can I eat it raw and watch in enjoyment as it's shrimpy blood starts to trickle down my chin
or is that like, unacceptable or smthn

You need to cook them.

f**k

Mushrooms, olives, avocados are good af

W

Mushrooms have a weird texture, avocados taste like wet grass lump and olives are just...eww.

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