By that logic, I will have a heart failure from living my entire life in my parents basement and when I'm in the hospital, it will be attacked by terrorists and the trauma will bond me with my nurse and we will be married a couple years after. I will be in a wheelchair because a bullet hit my spine; my nurse/wife will be missing an arm because she lost it to an infection caused by shrapnel. five years after the wedding, she will cheat on me and we will divorce and I will go into psychiatric care. I will die of internal bleeding ten years later.
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