He's a softie don't listen to him lmao don't grant him any wishes

Literally doesn’t understand how genie wishes work.

I once asked the genie for 1 kablillion dollars and he gave me 1 kablillion DOLL HAIRS

Wish 1 is a pretty solid move honestly. Wish 2 is total bull. I can imagine with wish three people would notice that some of their money went missing even if it wasn’t recorded, realize this one guy amassed 10 billion dollars out of thin air, and like collectively beat the shit out of him.