[CANON RP]

Haz: hello

Gus: Aye there!

Haz: *picks up*
*gemtle*

*Gus' neck kinda just... shrank into his body*

Haz: interesting birb mechanics

*His neck then just stretched upward ridiculously high*

Haz: well this is terrifying

JOLT: hi

Gus: ello there!

JOLT: I'm JOLT, aka Joint Operational Logistics Technoid! Can you make your neck longer?

Gus: kinda odd you know that I can do that, but I won't question
*He stretches his neck up to JOLT's eye level*

JOLT: Oh, that's a nice talent! What are your other powers and abilities aside from making your neck longer?

Gus: Oh I can do some pretty interesting things
*He randomly coughs up a bowling ball right in front of him*

JOLT: Oh. nice one. *Throws a bowling ball to the bowling pins like he did in Wii Sports*

*the ball would topple all 10 pins(
Gus: Oh! A strike! Nice one!

JOLT: Thank you, Gus

*JOLT headpats Gus*

Blu: oh hey

Yellow: awwwwww a duckie!

Red: uh hi? i guess

White: hello

Clear: hello dude

*Gus just looks shocked*
Gus: Man, they do not get along, do they?

Blu: yep and this happens all the time

Yellow: *softly crying*

Red: *staring directly into Gus’s eyes*

White: ……..

Clear: WHAT THE HELL RED

*Gus turns serious*
Gus: Don't even think about it
*He then coughs up and grabs a f**king Blick*

Blu: okay maybe we can peacefully resolve this?

Yellow: *the crying is now louder*

Red: *pulls out a quad barrel shot gun and aims it at Gus’s head* don’t F**KING move

White: …………….

Clear: *aims pistol at the back of red’s head*

Gus: ... alright, if you wanna play like that, let's play
*a dual hexagon shotgun's barrels pops out of his mouth*

Red: oh i may have underestimated you

Blu: wow red guess you gonna die

Yellow: FINALLY RED DIES

White: i’m okay

Clear: oh cool whites alive

*insert loud ass shotgun blast*

RED: *SCREAMS OF PAIN*

Gus: Oh hello there!

Blu: hows it going?

Yellow: IT CAN TALK!!?!??!!?

Gus: I've always been able to talk. Anyways, everything's been goin' well for me

Blu: nice man

Yellow: *confused as hell*

Red: so what now idiots?

White: uh i have no idea how to describe how confused i am

Clear: heh lol White usually has something to say

*Gus would just sit down*
Gus: So how have you all been?

Blu: uh decently good

Yellow: pretty anxious

Red: pissed

White: uh wanting to kill red

Clear: good

Gus: hm... mkay then

Blu: so you have plans?

Yellow: Blu please never ask anybody that question again

Red: *beating the shit out of white*

White: PLEASE F**KING HELP ME

Clear: DEAR GOD ITS ALL GONE TO SHIT

Gus: Ehhhh... not planning to do much today, also...
*looking over to Red and White*
Why are they fighting all of a sudden?

Blu: eh pretty sure its because of what white said

Yellow: YA THINK

Red: *decapitates white*

White: im fi……

Clear: RED LOOK AT WHAT YOU’VE DONE NOW WHITE IS DEAD