THE that.one.texan.dude announcement template

Tonight, October 12, 2024. I will be celebrating my birthday by vandalizing a walmart bathroom.
Skibble (me) is right, I'm am a walmart restroom vandalizer with terrible ideas and (i didnt know how to mock this part)
Remember this day, ill be back

(Do not delete this message, it is funny and should be remembered)

The end of an era of a teenager with the wrong life

In other words
WAAAH I WANT ATTENTION WAHHH

NO IT IS NOT. I WILL SHOW THE CUTS ON ME IF I SURVIVE

ok imma get ready Google image search

blue is worrybaiting like cyrus