For legal reasons I have to lie about this being grape soda

tell me what it is

Erm

We won't judge.

Lean.

What's Lean? I never really looked into it.

Cough syrup and sprite / seltzer

Why you drinking lean?

Bored

Oh, neat!

No its not

Yeah it is

Bullshit it’s crushed LSD and orange juice making it turn purple cuz chemical reaction. Go take ur chemistry classes next time

Ok wallhammer
It can also be made with cough syrup

Yum

As long as it's not sewer water or the cup that you use to get colour out of brushes when painting.

Oh hell no it’s the groomer

tilt 🤑

Grape mouthwash (unfunny overused joke)

It’s not Popeyes it’s lean. How disgraceful of you

Is it Cola?

Uh

It’s lean right?