I can't sleep

the poor asexual king :(

Help

I was eating a jelly sandwich (weeps)

*pulls out earplugs and uses them to help Alastor*

oh thank you so much

No problem, Al. I take it as my duty to help those in need.

Oh dear 0_0

i havent slept in days. help

I wish I could 0_0

shit

At this point, I would try getting a new neighbor 0_0

im just gonna sleep in my tower

Good luck

Alrighty then 0v0

…*Gives Alastor earmuffs* …I see what helol is for each person is *she walked away*

Thank you, I was getting desperate

Yeah… it’s hell but I mean, do they really have to do that

haha

Alastor: well shit

They won't stop f**king

Go over there and yell at them!

Charlie won't let me

F**k Charlie and go over there

I did it

Well?

Angel kinda threw husk into a wall

Were they f**king?

Yeah

…. Damn it Alastor

Damn Alastor did they try to f**k you????

*Gives noise-cancelling headphones to him* You my fav, i dont want you to suffer.

not my problem said husk

Please help with my drunken cat

*husk just drinks from the bottle and flips off alastor while making eye to eye contact

ah, whatever

lol

i should probably sleep in my tower

okay, I am going back to my bar

Ok, don't burn down anything

whatever

poor bby

Poor alastor T-T

help me-

Oki

it's so bad he stopped smiling lmao

help me

ok *loads gun*