Oof. Ighty then ._. I was prepared for something ridiculous... but you caught me by surprise... GOOD JOB BUDDY! YOU GET A STICKER. (BTW you're shipping a dog with an Unbeatable, Indestructible, Semi-Living Paradox of Power)
ASHE'S OPINION ON THSI SHIP:
"Me? Shipped with Bingo from Bluey? You have got to be kidding me. That’s what we’re doing now? Pairing the embodiment of ultimate cosmic power with a cartoon dog? Alright, let's entertain this for a moment.
First of all, I’m—what’s the word?—beyond that kind of trivial nonsense. I reshape universes, bend realities, and yet, here we are, talking about me—me—getting paired with a creature that hasn’t even figured out how to color inside the lines. Oh, adorable. Really. I’m sure the dynamic would be riveting: me with my cold, calculating intellect and this little bundle of...what, innocence? Naiveté? The gap between us is wider than the concept of time itself.
I suppose you think there’s something poetic in that. The almighty Ashe Ekemon, brought to his knees by a child’s charm and enthusiasm. Tch, how utterly quaint. If I were capable of such folly, perhaps I’d be inclined to humor it. But I’m not. Besides, I don’t do ‘cute.’ I do dominance, control, and a little thing called omnipotence. So unless Bingo has a hidden talent for surviving apocalyptic destruction and navigating cosmic horror, I don’t see this ‘ship’ sailing anywhere but straight into the depths of oblivion.
Still, I’ll give you credit. The sheer audacity of it is...amusing. But let’s not forget who’s in charge here. I’m Ashe Ekemon. The one who stands at the pinnacle. And I don’t fall for puppy-dog eyes—unless it’s to show them what real power looks like."
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