"May the odds be ever in your favor. Or not! I don't care! Happy Murder Pageant!"

i do love watching people die

In the words of Lucretius "Lucky" Flickerman, "Smile. It's why we have teeth."

its also a good tool to hide your true intentions

how vile and clever you are, sir.

Thank you, and goodnight my good sir

I'm actually not a sir :)
just for further refrence

wat

Lol

sir have you been replaced by a brainrot doppelganger
or are you possessed by bill cipher
OR BOTH

You do realize that I'm alastor right? Kinda my whole thing in here

Blud Alastor should have been there

I VOLUNTEER!!! I WANT TO BRING THIS NOISY PICTURE BOX HORROR SHOW TO THE GROUND!!! (my impression)

Real!

in the words of Lucretius "Lucky" Flickerman, "Smile. It's why we have teeth."