learn how to make a continent lvl threat to have all agencies track and hunt you down but you are secretly a hallucination so when they do find you and try to grab you they cant because you arnt real just like how if i tried to grab a cup of water thats on my night stand in the middle of the night, like i know its there but why the flip flap patty wack cant i grab it.
THEN carry on with your continent lvl threat and when you announce that you are about to unleash it into the world it freaks out everybody so they start doing yk whatever to prepare for it but they dont know that its secretly just a fragment of their imagination, so when you do say its a prank you can tell your children that you caused the whole world to become schizophrenic and be written down in history books as the biggest troll in the world :3
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Or just learn a new skill idk :p
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