If I see anyone in the comments who simps for me I WILL have you sent to the penis extraction facility.

Collect my bottles

What if I don't have one

impossible

If you’re a woman, I’m sending you to get your uterus extracted.

ily /p

Platonic is fine.

But if anyone genuinely simps for me they get sent to the p**is extraction facility

You’re chill since I consider you a friend.

mk

Yes I'm a simp
S - Wanna
I - Have a
M - Bad
P - Time

Sand undertae