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你他妈的刚刚说我什么了，你这个小贱人？我会让你知道，我以第一名的成绩毕业于海豹突击队，并且参与了对基地组织的多次秘密突袭，已确认击杀 300 多次。我接受过大猩猩战争训练，是整个美国武装部队中的顶级狙击手。你对我来说什么都不是，只是另一个目标。我会用地球上前所未见的精确度把他妈的消灭掉，记住我他妈的话。你以为你在网上对我说那些狗屎就能逃脱惩罚吗？再想想吧，混蛋。就在我们说话的时候，我正在联系我在美国各地的秘密间谍网络，你的 IP 正在被追踪，所以你最好为风暴做好准备，蛆虫。这场风暴摧毁了你称之为生命的可悲的小东西。你他妈的死定了，孩子。我可以在任何地方，任何时间，我可以用七百多种方式杀死你，而且只是徒手。我不仅接受过广泛的徒手格斗训练，而且我还可以使用美国海军陆战队的全部武器库，我将充分利用它，把你这个可怜的家伙从非洲大陆上抹去，你这个小混蛋。如果你能知道你的小“聪明”评论会给你带来什么邪恶的报应，也许你他妈的就会闭嘴了。但你不能，你没有，现在你正在付出代价，你这个该死的白痴。我会向你发怒，你会被淹没在其中。你他妈死定了，孩子。

What the f**k did you just say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know, I graduated first in my class of the Navy SEALs, and have been involved in numerous covert raids against Al Qaeda, with over 300 confirmed kills. I'm trained in gorilla warfare, and am the top sniper in the entire United States Armed Forces. You're nothing to me, just another target. I'll take the f**k out of you with a precision never before seen on the face of the earth, mark my f**king words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me on the internet? Think again, asshole. As we speak, I'm contacting my secret network of spies across the United States, and your IP is being tracked, so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that destroys the pathetic little thing you call life. You're f**king dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in hand-to-hand combat, but I also have access to the entire arsenal of weapons of the United States Marine Corps, and I'm going to use it to its fullest extent, and wipe your pathetic body off the continent of Africa, you little asshole. If you could have known what evil retribution your little "clever" comment was going to bring upon you, maybe you would have shut the f**k up. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you f**king idiot. I'm going to send my fury your way, and you're going to be drowned in it. You're f**king dead, kid.

I assume you've heard of Schrodinger's cat, the theory that state's that a cat in a box with a poison vial can be simultaneously alive and dead at the same time. I have developed my own version of this. I call it Schrodinger's trap. Let's say that in a hypothetical situation you went on a date with a trap (no homo tho) and you decide to take said trap back to your home or a hotel for a special night, but you are not sure if the trap is a man or a woman. So what do you do now? Check if it has a [REDACTED] of course. NO! checking for a [REDACTED] even if no [REDACTED] is present makes you gay. So this is where Schrodinger's trap comes in. If you don't check down there, whether they are actually male or female it only makes you 50% gay. This is due to not knowing if they are male or female (Utilizing only 2 genders for this experiment) thus making the scenario similar to a coin flip (Thus making it 50% gay). Now I don't know about y'all but I'd rather be 50% gay than 100% gay. Thanks to Schrodinger's trap, our world is a little bit safer. I encourage all viewers of this paper to spread the word of this theory to better educate the children of the future