he seems so silly
like he’d kidnap a kid just to force them to listen to his magic tricks

CANON

Accidentally blew up a car because
"IT'S WIZARD TIME MOTHERF**KA"
and fireballed
Inside said car

Once tried to collab with infamous rapper "quindarious gooch" but the song did not get them out the hood.

Canon

YIPEE

Bro would cracked the most bullshit jokes, and yet everyone still laughs cuz his reaction to his own joke is what's funny

CANON LMFAO

YES

"Okay, okay! Here we go! What did the Pacific say to the Atlantic?"
"uhhhh i dunno"
"[#nothing 🚫]!!! They just WAVED!!!!! AAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAAAA!!!!!!"

loonies

They enjoy cookie dough ice cream specifically and would eat it every day

eats eggs raw
shell included

Yes

"wizards need protein and this is [#raw 👅] unfettered protein"

LMFAOO

"what was that stream."
"what''

Also what do you think of his design

I really like it

thanks :)

Of course

His favorite fruit is grapefruit

This is Real and True

He keeps his schpells in a schmomposition schnotebook and all the schpells are the most schmorrendous schmit in schmexistence

LMFAO
Schmanon

LETS SCHMUCKIN GOOOO