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IF YOU'RE CONFUSED AND FLUSTERED AS TO WHY YOUR
FEEBLE ATTEMPTS TO BE EDGY AND SHOCKING ALWAYS FALL FLAT
BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO DUMB TO REALIZE THAT MOST PEOPLE
WEREN'T SUBJECTED TO THE KIND OF SHELTERED AND
REPRESSED CONSERVATIVE UPBRINGING THAT YOU HAD, YOU MIGHT BE A
CREEPY REPUBLICAN WEIRDO