BACK IN MY DAY, I HAD WALK TO SCHOOL ON 1 TOE BECAUSE THE OTHER 9 WERE SELLING RICE, I HAD TO WALK 12,000 MILES, DURING THE JOURNEY I HAD TO FOUGHT POLAR BEARS WITH JETPACKS, LIONS WITH 12 GAUGE SHOTGUNS AND GORILLAS WITH BATTLESHIPS. WHILE YOU YOUNGLINGS CAN'T TAKE A SIMPLE 5 MINUTE WALK TO SCHOOL.