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bone marrow babies are f**king ugly as hell

Nah not bone marrow ones I'm talkin like fertilizing the egg stem cell in a Petri dish with a sperm cell then implanting it into another bitch

dude im just straight up not having kids im not going this far

Well then how he you gonna grow an army to fight the qu

dogs
cats
lizards

Those do not meet the intelligence quota.

crows
raccoons

Can they do complex math? No? Just as I thought.

i will raise an army of crows and send them to pluck out every strand of your hair one by one

Womp womp I once killed A raccoon with my bare fists they couldn't even handle me with a pistol

just wait till the skies run black with the sound of hundreds of thousands of crows

And wait til I wear a f**king titanium helmet haha got you

W**re

I'm talking without dating or sex

Oh

So yeah write me a 50000 page apology 😋

B-but that’s too long 3:

I thought you were saying I wanna have sex but not bother with commitment