there is absolutely no way that admitting to underage drinking comes to bite me in the ass one day

i just eated an eclair. it was good. i might eat another. but my lactose intolerant ass is gonna pay for eating that whipped cream inside it. oh well. might as well anjoy the moment while it lasts.

I'm lactose intolerant too lol

its a copypasta i made

and yeah lmaooo so.woetrth it

admitting to underage drinking already bit me in the ass with the force of an adult crocodile

oh
wll that's unfortunate

then again i was in foster care
everything you admit bites you in the ass

beer isnt that good