help ive been pondering for far too long

64 views • 3 upvotes • Made by Eclipse. 3 months ago in MS_memer_group

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kill_herself
2 ups, 3mo, 2 replies
"thats surprising"
MassiveMooseMess
0 ups, 3mo
DAYUMN
Eclipse.
0 ups, 3mo, 1 reply
theres no way the withered f**king neural pathways in their brain are functional enough to piece together such a complicated joke
kill_herself
0 ups, 3mo, 1 reply
"is he sped too?"
Eclipse.
0 ups, 3mo
getting there
Nat_FEINFEINFEINFEIN
1 up, 3mo, 1 reply
"This was a challenge set up my mr.beast! If you said anything along the lines of what you just said, you don't get the money!" *open up a briefcase of cash*
Eclipse.
1 up, 3mo
this is funny if i have money
ImgflipPain
1 up, 3mo, 1 reply
"what boyfriend"
Eclipse.
0 ups, 3mo, 1 reply
that is 

not it i hate to say
ImgflipPain
0 ups, 3mo
uhhhhh



"he's probably awkward"
geramnIsFestive
1 up, 3mo, 1 reply
"you know what? your so-called 'boyfriend' can do it then"
Eclipse.
0 ups, 3mo
more situational but it works sometimes ig 



the problem with that response is you look like you actually are jealous that they have a boyfriend. i need a response that completely alleviates thoughts of my nonexistent interest in them while stomping their ego into the dirt
NobleRapier_
1 up, 3mo
"I find that hard to believe"
Captain-Curly_SBS
1 up, 3mo, 1 reply
“Please only one of us can be delusional at a time”
Eclipse.
0 ups, 3mo
Funny

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give me the absolute snarkiest things you can say to somebody who goes "ERMMRM I HAVE A BOYFRIEND" when you try to do simething remotely nice or interact with them at all; the sheer idiocy of these people confound me and i don't have any go-to insults in my back pocket for such a situation