I'M VOTING FOR TRUMP; BUT...BUT...HAVE YOU SEEN THIS LIST OF THINGS THAT I'VE SCARED MYSELF WITH BECAUSE I'M AFRAID HE'LL DO ALL THESE THINGS THAT SOMEONE ELSE THOUGHT UP AND HE HASN'T EVEN ENDORSED ANY OF THEM AND HAS EVEN SAID HE DOESN'T LIKE SOME OF THEM I'M SO SCARED BECAUSE HE'S BIG AND ORANGE AND THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE DEMOCRACY IS BY PREVENTING PEOPLE FROM VOTING FOR HIM HE'S SO SCARY; I ALREADY SAID I'M VOTING FOR HIM. YOU DON'T HAVE TO CONVINCE ME.