pieces:
campfire - kills whatevers near it, can kill both teams
osama bin laden - moves and captures like a normal pawn, but when it captures a piece, it captures the piece in front of it too
skibidi toilet - moves 1 space in any direction, turns whatever enemy piece is next to it into another skibidi toilet for whatever team the skibidi is on, pieces that capture it become skibidi
satellite - points at the enemy king no matter what, fires laser once and has to be moved to a new spot before firing again (firing before it moves to a new spot causes it to malfunction and be removed from the board)
freedom knight - normal knight, but can move twice
chaos emerald - cannot be moved, it can warp reality to whatever sides it's on content, one time use (currently on black side)
shit - cannot be moved, kills whatever piece steps on it, no matter the team, however once it's stepped on it disappears
9 volt battery - moves 3 spaces in any direction and electrocutes any enemy piece that's 3 spaces away
space shuttle - does nothing, it serves just to spy on enemy team, however if the decision is made, black can crash it into whites pieces, causing an explosion, dropping a random black piece and killing whatever pieces are nearby
statuses:
suicide - piece committed suicide, rendering it dead, black queen has this status
sharingan - pieces with this status can move like whatever piece is in front of them