those damn lunchable ripoffs

DanTDM
SMITE THE THREE CURS

Lunchly was a month ago bruv get over yourselves to new moments. Yes the ads were literally false-advertising and the people here had really big controversies over some time ago but still no one cares

There's 104 days of summer vacation
'Til school comes along just to end it
So the annual problem for our generation
Is finding a good way to spend it
Like maybe building a rocket or fighting a mummy
Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Discovering something that doesn't exist
Or giving a monkey a shower
Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots
Or locating Frankenstein's brain
Finding a dodo bird, [incomprehensible]
Or driving your sister insane
This could possibly be the best day ever
And before Kaz says that tomorrow will likely be
A million and six times better
So make every minute count
Jump up, jump in and seize the day
And let's make sure that in every single possible way
Today is gonna to be a great day
Crossing the tundra or building a roller coaster
Or skiing down a mountain of beans
Devising a system for remembering everything
Or synchronizing submarines
Racing chariots, taming tiger sharks
Constructing a portal to Mars
Building a time machine, stretching a rubber tree
Or wailing away on guitars
This could possibly be the best day ever
And before Kaz says that tomorrow will likely be
A million and six times better
So make every minute count
Jump up, jump in and seize the day
And let's make sure that in every single possible way
Today is gonna to be a great day
Let's put our heads together and design a master plan
We may miss dinner but I know mom will understand
We got our mission in suppliers
Yogurt, gumballs and desire
And a pocketful of rubber bands
The manual on handstands
Unicycle, compass
And a camera that won't focus
Grab a beach towel let's go
This is fur-tastic
This could possibly be the best day ever
And before Kaz says that tomorrow will likely be
A million and six times better
So make every minute count
Jump up, jump in and seize the day
And let's make sure that in every single possible way
Seriously, this is gonna be great
This could possibly be the best day ever
(Today is gonna be a great day)
This could possibly be the best day ever
(Today is gonna be a great day)

Mom! Phineas and Ferb are forcing me to real allat

I (26m) consider myself straight. I don't find men atractive at all. But I just can't stop downloading grindr and sending pics of my butt and asshole to strangers and talk dirty to them.
I just like that they like me and they invite me over to their houses. As soon as I jack off I feel ashamed of my self and delete the app.
I don't know whats wrong with me but just can't stop. Is this normal?

Burn it with fire

Listening to gay porn improves my sniper aim

I have been playing sniper a lot recently and i noticed that whenever i listen to gay porn while playing my aim significantly improves and im not joking. If i listen to music there is no effect but gay porn specifically makes me go from hitting 50% of my shots to around 80 to 90%

Im straight btw so i dont get off to it, but i just happen to have around 150 gigabytes of gachi stuff on my hard drive so thats how i discovered the effect it has on my aim.

Anyone else had this happen? I want to know your thoughts.

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