Yesterday I opened up my computer to jack off to more gay furry porn but when i went on discord, scrolling through bomb instructions, drug instructions, racism, but then saw an anthromorphized number 1, as a goth femboy. I was instantly turned on by him. I printed an image out of number one and began cumming everywhere instantly. I rush to my bed and begin moaning. I have never been this horny before but immediately somehow my bed was soaked. I begged the image of him, No, HE HIMSELF because he was real to me. I begged him to marry me. I had to hide this from my friends so I could jack off to the image of him in secret every day. But it wasnt enough. I wish number 1 was in real life. I was crying and even creating my own religion to summon number 1. I cried for hours begging and pleading for number 1 to become tangible. I felt like I was alone in this revelation. until, i looked online. I discovered I am numbersexual.
I knew there were others like me, and we all knew about the beauty of number 1. We created a religion under me, we will live in the wilderness and summon number 1 whenever possible. If anybody ever sees this, please join me and my brothers, I'm Cyrus and thank you for reading.