ON HALLOWEEN, THERE WILL BE A FELLOW YOU GONE TAKE HIS PEEN' HE'S BIG AND BLACK, HE WILL TAKE YOUR CANDY THAT FELLOW'S NAME IS BIG DICK RANDY [VERSE 1] AYE, BIG, BIG DICK RANDY HE TAKE BOOTY NOT JUST CANDY HE DRESS UP LIKE HE A GRANNY THEN HE BE WAITING FOR FELLOW'S TO WALK OFF ALONE HE MAKE SURE THEY AIN'T NEAR NO HOME HE SNEAK UP AND HE LET OUT A MOAN HE RIP OFF YOUR BOOTY AND THEN HE IS GONE I REMEMBER ONE DAY, IT WAS LIKE 2012 IT WAS BIG RANDY, I COULD JUST TELL HE TOOK MY BOOTY AND I COULDN'T YELL I GOT TO THЕ HOUSE, MAMA SAID, "WHERE IS YO' ASS AND WHЕRE IS YO' CANDY?" AND I SAID, "MAMA, IT WAS BIG DICK RANDY!" "HE CAME OUT OF NOWHERE, ON GOD HE APPEARED AND THEN HE RAN OFF WITH MY REAR" "HE TOOK MY WHOLE BOOTY AND ALL OF MY CANDY BUT YOU SHOULD BE LUCKY THAT I'M EVEN HERE" "RANDY'S THE REAL DEAL, HE USUALLY FINISH THE KILL I GUESS I GOT LUCKY" "I DON'T KNOW HOW I MADE IT OUT OF THERE ALIVE BEFORE THAT BIG FELLOW COULD F**K ME" [REFRAIN] RANDY, HE IS THE ONE HIDE YOUR DAUGHTERS AND HIDE YOUR SONS RANDY, HE IS THE ONE HIDE YOUR DAUGHTERS AND HIDE YOUR SONS [INTERLUDE: BIG DICK RANDY] AHH, DIGBAR, BRING THAT ASS BACK HERE NO! GET AWAY FROM ME! NO, PLEASE STOP! AHHHHHHHH [VERSE 2] AYE, IF HE GET YOU, YOU CAN NOT ESCAPE SO JUST BE READY 'CAUSE THAT BOOTY'S GONNA GET RAPED RANDY'S TAKIN' EVERYBODY, HE AIN'T SCARED OF NOTHIN' IT'S HALLOWEEN SO HE'LL TURN THAT BOOTY TO HIS PUMPKIN HE DRESSES UP AS GRANNY, IT'S A DISGUISE THEN HE WALKS UP ON YOU AND LOOKS YOU DEAD IN YO' EYES THE FELLOWS JUST BE LIKE "HEY", "WASSUP", "HOW WAS YOUR NIGHT" THEN HE CATCH 'EM OFF-GUARD WHEN HE START F**KIN' THEY BUTT WITH HIS PIPE HE DO IT SO GOOD, HE DO IT SO RIGHT HE TAKIN' THE BOOTIES ON HALLOWEEN NIGHT AND IF YO' CAKE END IS TIGHT, HE'S GONNA TAKE IT ALRIGHT SO DON'T EVEN PUT UP A FIGHT [CHORUS] ON HALLOWEEN, THERE WILL BE A FELLOW YOU GONE TAKE HIS PEEN' HE'S BIG AND BLACK, HE WILL TAKE YOUR CANDY THAT FELLOW'S NAME IS BIG DICK RANDY HE'S BIG AND BLACK, HE WILL TAKE YOUR CANDY THAT FELLOW'S NAME IS BIG DICK RANDY [REFRAIN] RANDY, HE IS THE ONE HIDE YOUR DAUGHTERS AND HIDE YOUR SONS RANDY, HE IS THE ONE HIDE YOUR DAUGHTERS AND HIDE YOUR SONS [OUTRO] HIDE YOUR DAUGHTERS AND HIDE YOUR SONS HIDE YOUR DAUGHTERS AND HIDE YOUR SONS
