real
i have eaten too much cheese and can no longer shit regularly

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Imagine shitting

Imagine having to spam a random phrase just to get a bit of attention

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when your ass is on a diet

anorexia 👍🏻

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...no

Once a week? Fools, I do it once a MONTH

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its not problematic i swear
just me gut bacteria
also possibly the high levels of mold in my blood

what

i had a tox test i have very dangerously high levels of mold in my blood

jesus f**king christ im gonna call a mold removal specialist

its in the walls!!! 😱🤯🤯🤯

but fr