We reproduce via mitosis.

okay we get it your asian

I'm whasian
I'm mainly German, Korean, Japanese, native amer. And white amer.

I could do the same but my last name is a lot more rare (I think) and could probably be traced

dox the whole neighborhood

if anyone here knew my name id probably just die or smth

What is it

collect my pages

I’m here at my grandmothers house where I’m catsitting for her while she’s in the hospital. now I don't know if her white pussy is nocturnal or what, but I keep hearing these strange sounds coming from the kitchen. holy shit, it’s the slender man! and he’s cooking hotdogs on the stove! HEY you hungry home invader, stop raiding our refrigerator! YIKES!!! he just whacked me with a warm weiner! TWICE. WAIT YOU AINT GOT NO LIPS HOW THE HELL CAN YOU EAT POTATO CHIPS?! WOAH! KNOCK IT OFF YOU SKINNY SON OF A BITCH! QUIT STEALING OUR FOOD, AND GO BUY A FREAKIN SANDWICH! you bony bastard! Look at this place, it’s a disaster!

I love that video so much