This is Seth Altman. He’s 33. He shot a f**king cop, which caused a blue alert (whatever tf that means). The problem is, this blue alarm sounds like an amber alert, so it’s LOUD. AND IT WAS AT 4:52 AM! HE DISTURBED SO MANY PEOPLES SLEEP! I HAVE TO DEAL WITH HS AND ALL THIS OTHER BS! THE LAST THING I NEED IS THIS PIECE OF SHIT WAKING ME AND LOTS OF TEXANS UP
