(Ruehehehehe) What's up guys, Quandale Dingle here! (SCREEEE) I pushed by baby brother, edgy skibidingle, into a spiked staircase and he died. (HOLY FU-) My great great grandfather Henry Arthur Ziggynut (BRI'ISH) shot me with a blunderbuss at 900 miles per hour (HOLEY SHIT) and now legs dont work. (RAE-) I forced fed a whole bottle of melatonin to the entire Empire of Japan, and they all forgot to wake up. (TENNOHEIKABANZAI-)