BOY! WE NEVER HAD TO SCROUNGE AROUND IN GARBAGE CANS LIKE COMMON ALLEY CATS WHEN DONALD J. TRUMP WAS PRESIDENT. DID WE, SON? NO, FATHER, WE MOST CERTAINLY DIDN’T. I HAVE TO HIDE MY FACE IN SHAME NOW SO THE OTHER KITTENS DON’T KNOW WHO I AM WHEN THEY SEE ME!