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75 views 1 upvote Made by kingblookiememes 4 months ago in MS_memer_group
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Sandy is my queen. Her tight squirrel body is so sexy I can't even think of it without coming. I haven't lost my virginity in 24 years of life because I can only lose it to her. One day I'm going to meet her and she'll become my owner. She'll keep me in a cage and let me out only to have sex. I can't even imagine. She would take me out of my cage and tie me to a table. She'd talk dirty to me in her sexy goofy voice. I'd have already come at that point and she would shit in my mouth as a punishment. "Do you like it, loser?", she'd taunt me as I almost choke in her godly brownies. After emptying her bowel into my throat she'd cut off my limbs and put them into a blender and make a smoothie. She'd force me to drink my mortal flesh while stroking my firetruck-red cock. I'd come with such force that my cum would turn into plasma. She'd bite my balls with her sexy squirrel teeth as a punisment for coming too quickly. Then she'd bandage my bloody stumps and put me in a baby cradle, treating me like her own squirrel baby. "Aww, you're so cute. Want some mommy milk, my love?" She'd make her breast milk my only source of food. I would not be able to resist anything she'd do to me because I'm limbless. I would become her live sex toy. After a day of loving she'd put me in the cradle, kiss me on the forehead, and say "Goodnight, sweetie." I'd sleep well, knowing that tomorrow I would get to serve her again, be her slave, be her pet.
I love you Sandy.
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Thank you all for being amazing people. I'm sorry it has to end this way, but I'm deleting. I'm gonna miss this place. I'll still be on Tumblr and discord. Goodbye everyone. <3
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Damn follow me before you leave so that I have your memechat
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it's a copypasta lmao
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Wtffff got me for a sec
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