slowly dying of violent nausea that will not let me rest

we should take shots together

because no access to almcohoml

steal

i uhhh
hmm

anything for a can of shi

im gonna get violent for a can of twisted tea

*throws you one*

"whats that sound?"
"oh thats just scott gnawing on a can of twisted tea"

you seem like carl from llamas with hats if he was f**ked up all the time

did yuo get the spongblop reference

fr bruh
shit would probably kill me tho, im 5'1 and 115 lbs

i'm 4'11 and 85 pounds
that thing would split my atoms

we will die blackout drunk together

worth it
shit started with a hard lemonade and progressed to heaven and hell

man i started with a pineapple cayman jack
every time i taste a pineapple popsicle
i am reminded

cider

i need to try that

shiii there was this place down in halifax i went to to watch a soccer game and they had 'blue lobster' and DAMN
she left her bag unguarded for too long

i genuinely wish i could drink again
i miss fuzzy brain feely

why no drink :c

hell yeah

what kind tho

i literally do not give a shit
just not scotch wiskey that shit tastes like cigar smoke

basic ass but fireball whisky

ive had an idea
fireball whiskey, maple syrup, and honey
this is probably going to give you instantaneous diabetes but it was a dream

Man i just take whatver the f**k my parents wont notice
but maybe

mood
if i could i would down an entire blackout rage gallon

REAL
i'm just praying they get shit from the f**kin uhh
local brewery shit
because shit is strong

hear me out
everclear 190 (95% abv)

GIVE

is that nat or you

thats me lmao

i knew it. nat is NOT that attractive.

wh