Oh god please no

remember your trans phase

Yes but why is that important

Is it really a complex or just lacking context?
Why would someone go so far to be a walking lie?
"Yeah, that don’t sound like me, I don’t think I’m that guy"
(Enter "Beginner's Guide"!)
Please excuse our current appearance
I realize that it’s quite a mess
And our deepest apologies for all of the noise
We’re understaffed, and we're over-stressed

Wut