this little-sized creature boy sitting right next to me has f**king BALLOONS and he's BLOWING THEM UP and then POPPING THEM and i kind of want to hurt him for it
some f**king FATASS was being annoying so i threatened to slap him and he said he'd just stand on his tippy-toes; mf you can't support your own weight on them you're build like a f**king pineapple