Bro why are they so useless??

I was playing Fortnite one day and the tip it said to me was "Doors remain open if no one closes them"

Bro they weren't even trying with that one

"press right to move to the right"

Sometimes they’re convenient. I forgot how flirty rushes work so here I am perfect parrying anything moblins and boko-bastards (don’t ask where I got that name) throw at me wondering why the hell no flurry rush is happening.

I meant flurry not flirty

I once was playing Minecraft (bedrock) and got this as a tip. "Does anyone even read these tips?"

bro they're like fortune cookies.

I remember my sheer disappointment the first time I got a fortune cookie...

nah they be like on pc: hit space to jump

Minecraft Bedrock Edition loading screen tips: ‘There are 3587 types of tropical fish!’