this is all I had the strength to write so far. imma put this into notes finish it later.

Iceu had come on some hard times as of late. His entire life, he remembered at least being stable, but ever since he spent it all on gambling, it had been taking a while to come back.
The only rental he could afford had a roommate already staying there, a man who Iceu guessed was in his mid-20s, around the same age as him. He sighed. It would take a long time before his debt would be paid off.

The house was pretty spacious for the price, and excruciatingly tidy. Iceu found an empty room with a mattress in it. Presumably, it was his.
Dumping his meager belongings into the room, he sighed a long sigh. This was home, at least for the time being.

It was deep into the witching hours of the night when his roommate came home.
*That, or somebody just broke in.* he mused.

Iceu had only seen photos of the man, but he wasn't prepared for the real thing. Exiting his room, he found his roommate panting in the entryway. He looked...by all means, stunning. His hair was messy, and just long enough to have a boyish charm to it. His wide eyes were the colour of agate, and his skin a pale olive. Iceu couldn't suppress the blush from his cheeks.

"Um...who are you?" He said.

"Who am I?"

The man chuckled, as if he'd just heard a shitty joke from a romcom that was just shitty enough to be funny.

"That's a great question."

"I-uh...I'm afraid I don't understand."

"My name is who_am_I."

"Really? That's..." Iceu refrains from calling it stupid. He's not sure what this man is capable of. "...nice."

"So, you're the new roommate?" who_am_i says, offering a hand. "A pleasure."

Iceu finds who_am_i's politeness mesmerizing. He shakes his hand, and without thinking blurts out: "You're very handsome."

who_am_i grins. "Thanks.
It's pretty late. I should be getting to bed. See you tomorrow...um..."

"Iceu."

"Iceu. Good name."

who_am_i walks off, straight into Iceu's room.

Iceu stands there, confused for a while, before following.

What is this shit

every day I stray further from god's light

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Lowkey this is actually fire, please make more it’d be funny asf

it is, in fact, a smut opening.
so...sex. and stuff.

I’ve written smut too before, fun fact

no way you actually made that 😭

yeah...

please add sex now

I'm getting to it calm down

YAY