THIS MORNING I JUMPED ON MY HORSE
AND WENT OUT FOR A RIDE
AND SOME WILD OUTLAWS CHASED ME
AND THEY SHOT ME IN THE SIDE
SO I CRAWLED INTO A WILDCAT'S CAVE
TO FIND A PLACE TO HIDE
BUT SOME PIRATES FOUND ME SLEEPING THERE
AND SOON THEY HAD ME TIED
TO A POLE AND BUILT A FIRE
UNDER ME - I ALMOST CRIED
TILL A MERMAID CAME AND BEGGED TO BE MY BRIDE
SO I SAID I'D COME BACK WEDNESDAY
BUT I MUST ADMIT I LIED
THEN I RAN INTO A JUNGLE SWAMP
BUT I FORGOT MY GUIDE
AND I STEPED INTO SOME QUICKSAND
AND NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRIED
I COULDN'T GET OUT,UNTIL I MET
A WATER SNAKE NAMED CLYDE
WHO PULLED ME TO SOME CANNIBALS
WHO PLANED TO HAVE ME FRIED
BUT AN EAGLE CAME AND SWOOPED ME UP
AND THROUGH THE AIR WE FLIED
BUT HE DROPPED ME IN A BOILING LAKE
A THOUSAND MILES WIDE
AND YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I DID THEN-
I DIED. TRU STORY
