Fight the Quetzalcoatlus King in an RPG game like style... or not

The party: Cage, Scorpion, Reptile, and one of your ocs

*you can choose that one oc of mine*

*Summon.... X!*

Cage: Is that a dinosaur? What's next, talking lizards?
Reptile: 0_0

X: erm akshually that's a Quetzalcoatlus 🤓 ☝️

Everyone stares at him, including the Quesadilla King

X: Ahem...sorry

Cage goes first
*Attack, Nut Punch*

*Not very effective*

{ The boss theme btw, just request for access https://drive.google.com/file/d/1wg743Zqy4RdW3V5DLqFu6OuGmHu1PA7E/view?usp=drivesdk }

Turn switches to Reptile, who is the Mage

*Attack, Force of Ball*

*Neutral effective*

*Turn goes to X*

Quetzalcoatlus King: *Large peck on Reptile*

Reptile: Ow!

*734 damage*

X turn

X: *releases ultimate*

*Fire fire blast*

*1600 damage*

Scorpion: Begins to play The Pretender by Foo Fighters, increasing everyone’s attack by 200 for 4:37 minutes, because they’re so hyped up. *this song hypes me and my characters up fr*

X: W bro

Intimidation also rises, lowering opponent attack slightly

Quetzalcoatlus King: =_=

WHAT IF I SAY IM NOT LIKE THE OTHERS

Pterosaur 1: *one health + dazed*

X is spawned behind the big boss, letting him massive beam

*246 damage
356 damage
467 damage
589 damage
636 Damage*

x is moved back
(does he have stages/0

X: Haha!

{x or the Quetzalcoatlus King?}

(king)

{he has a rage form but it's when he has 3000 health left}

{okay}
Scorpion do a dance that enraged him and gave him trample, which will apply later

Quetzalcoatlus King: *pecks Scorpion*

*666 damage*

Scorpions rage grows

Quetzalcoatlus King: *dives on Cage*

*Choose a number one through ten*

Cage: uh.... 8?

*Number was 3, negating 20%*

Cage: Woo hoo!

*400 damage*

Cage: Aw......

*Quetzalcoatlus King flies down and summons two Pterosaurs on his side*

CAGE: AWWWWWW!

X: we gotta kill em *condenses fireball*

Reptile: Uhm ackshuly it’s my turn

*Waiting*

It’s the baddies turn

Quetzalcoatlus King: *loud screech*

everyone: :/

*Pterosaur 1 doesn't know what to do, it fumbles*

*Quetzalcoatlus King flies up and at X, choose a number one through ten to negate damage*

Reptile: frozen

X: choose a number bro!

Cage: But he's the best one at that! And he's frozen
Reptile: *black beetles intensify*

X: Damn it!

Scorpion: 11!
Cage: *skull*

X: 1 THROUGH TEN

Scorpion: Through

X: *smack*

Scorpion: 2!

X: Fireball barrage! *Hit, hit, miss, miss*

Scoprion's turn, he's assassin

*attack, hidden swing*

He disappears, and his turn is over

Quetzalcoatlus King: *flies up and dives down onto Reptile*

Reptile: AI!

*Choose a number one through ten to negate damage*

Reptile: Uh... uh.... 7!

Number was 5, negating 70%

Reptile; BOOOOO!

*That's good, the closer you are the more damage it negates*

Reptile: oH. Yay!

*The dive only does 30% of its damage*

Cage's turn

*Item, Dragon Blade equipped*

SLASH!

*Critical! 666 damage*

Reptile's turn

*Self-Heal*

X: Wow, that's cool

X's turn

X: Sky uppercut! *334 damage*

Scoprion's turn

*He appears from behind the Quez-thingy, and does an unblockable surprise ninja sllice

*353 damage*

Q turn

Ulliam: *appears* PYRA!?!?! WHERE!? WHRRE!?!?!!?

Cage; where funny sword lady? She needs to be here to gight dino

Ulliam: oh hey Quetzalcoatlus King

Quetzalcoatlus King: Scree

Ulliam: anyways there's no pyra here so I'ma go

Cage: What the... I have her funny limited edition Bathing suit card too! She would've spawned like this...

*No access to XenoBlade Chronicles Dimension*

Cage: DARK MAGICIAN!!!!

*Dark magician*

Cage: attackkkkkkk!!!!

*432 damage*

Reptile summons a poison on king that will effect him for 5 complete turns

X: •_•

*wait*

*862 damage to X*

Scorpion: My bad, G

X: ow...

Scorpion gets so angry, but hid turn ends

Pterosaur 1 is confused and attacks Quetzalcoatlus King doing 123 damage

Cage: Nerd!

X: Go tame him or something

Cage: beats him

*Quetzalcoatlus King prepares his big swipe

Cage: This is gonna suck

*Choosing random target*

Everyone points at X

X: WHY

Cgae; You can take a hit the most

*Quetzalcoatlus King flies into X*

X: *778 damage*
Scorpion: *21 damage*
Reptile: *44 damage*
Cage: *7 damage*

Cage: Lets go!

X: It's our turn now

Cage uses paparazzi, as a band of photographers come in and take photos of our heroes, raising their base attack strength by +50

Quetzalcoatlus King: *flies in the air and uses gust*

X: *69 damage*
Scorpion: *43 damage*
Reptile: *55 damage*
Cage: *44 damage*

*Quetzalcoatlus King is now in the air*

Cage: How am I supposed to hit it?!

X: Air Attacks

Cage: throws an energy ball at Q

*123 damage*

Reptile casts a spell on Cage that makes him go bye bye for a little bit as turn ends to X

X: *charging up fireball*

*waits

"it's a charging attack, scorpion turn*

Scoprion: checks his inventory and pulls out a snack and eats

X: *facepalm*

Reptile wakes up, but his trun still ends

X: My ultimate is almost ready! *Dropkick*

*189 damage*

Quetzalcoatlus King is now enraged

Scorpions rage is at its peak and he releases it in a massive vlast that does X10 due to the turn skip

1345 damage!!!

Turn shift

X: *Charges ultimate*

Boos' turn

Quetzalcoatlus King: *claws at X and scorpion*

X: *598 damage
Scorpion: *824 damage

Cage: I summon... PYRA: THICKUS SUPREME! IN ATTACK POSITION!

X: Oh yeah! Condensed fireball! *Throws it which does 1345 damage to the Quetzalcoatlus King and 664 damage to each Pterosaur*

*How much health is left?*

{🤫🧏🗿}

(:( )

{anyways}

Reptile: Casts a spell that makes X skip his turn and disappear

X: WHY-

Scorpion does Scorpion sting on a pterasorous

*329 damage, low health*

Turn change

X: *Charges attack*

Cage: punch

*143 damage*

Reptile: casts a heal spell on ecery team members

Quetzalcoatlus King: *Loud screech which stuns Reptile for one turn*

Black beetles play like it’s the mannequin challenge

X: *gigantic Roar charging more*

Scorpion is getting angrier as his turn ends

*Pterosaur 1 becomes unfazed and confused*

*waits*

{Cage's turn right???}

(no the baddies. The confusion only lasted one round)

Pterosaur 1: *Spin dive on Reptile doing 109 damage*

Pterosaur 2: *fumble*

*big boss turn*

Quetzalcoatlus King: *Flies up and uses gust*

Scorpion: 140 damage
Reptile: 59 damage
Cage: 109 damage
*Where's X?*

*X is out of play, so he isn't gonna be hit*

*aight*

Cage turn
He uses his boosted attack in the form of a takedown on the weakest dino

Pterosaur 2: *dies*

Reptile: casts an explosion that damages both remaining foes

X: Well I'm still using a charging move so it don't matter

{Good news for Cage he can tame the Pterosaurs}

{what why?}
They get into an argument as Scorpion and Cage watch

{He said and I quote "AWWWWWW" to them}

X: JUST TAKE YOUR TURN

{good point}
Reptile: Yay! :3
He do a little dance that confuses the dinosaurs

Pterosaurs: 😵 💫💫

This sets up X

*X already used his turn up condense the fireball for a group attack*

Scorpion casts a fire wall that negates most damage done by the Dino’s as turn shifts

*Cage's turn right?*

*no, reptiles stun only affects the grunts, so big boss still had his turn