Meanwhile how I draw hair (I didn't include fuzzlings or axolotling since those r fanmade) (also too many human hair types)

so you replaced the spots with a pattern

Yes. That's when it comes to cell hair tho.
However in some normal inkling and octoling designs I will add a pattern sometimes but yk it's not exactly like the cell pattern

right, good point

In fact, the cell hair pattern for white blood cells is meant to mimic this (this is a frame of the osmosis jones movie intro)

i completely forgot about that lmao

You nailed the octo hair but i interpret the inkling hair as more fluffy personally

In my opinion, the biology of inkling and octoling and my fanmade species (axolotling) hair is odd.

Like what I think is that in order to get a haircut you need anesthesia and tourniquets

Because there's tons of blood vessels and nerves and muscles. Also, they can move their hair like another set of limbs.

And the hair feels a bit cold and a tiny bit moist to the touch, like a glass of water with condensation on it